Doc, I blame my mother...

Eight Reasons I can not go see a Shrink:

I can't see myself saying, "I have a problem, Doc." It could be because I am a Taurus or a Man. I can't really make up my mind. You, "females", will think it is because I am a man.

1. My schedule does not allow it.
2. I don't need someone telling me what to do. Belive me someone tried to. It was painful. In my head, I was saying you are not married. You have one kid. You don't have a clue.
3. Culture Barriers. Can you see me relate to a white guy?
4. I will stage a revolt.
5. You can't make me go.
6. I don't want to.
7. There are more f'd up people than me.

I can't really think of anymore. Besides, I keep gettting interrupted.