The one about the nip...
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This post will be about sex. If you are not comfortable with your sexuality, then you must leave now. If you are offended by adult talk or circumstance or the word nipples, please I implore you to leave like right now.
Okay...where was I. Ah yes!! It was a saturday night. I had awoke with a pain in my lower back. The lower back pain is not important. I had an invitation to attend a little house party. It was going to be a small gathering of people at Local Girl's apartment. She has invited me before to a few of her gatherings and I have been to only to one of the many that she has thrown. As you may or may not know, I have some slight reservations with this young lady. I will not relive them now, but I know there are some post in reference to her. I know there are more post, but I only linked two. So...if you want a little background there you have it. Okay...moving on, the day was like any other day. I got up and got ready to go hang out with my brother, mother and kids. We went to go watch a movie called Doogal. Please, do not try to watch this lame ass movie. I mean it is so sad that it is pathetic. Anywho, let move on to the juicy stuff.
I call Local Girl around 9:25pm to see if the party is still on. To my surprise, I get bad news that an old co-worker was not going to attend. Bee was going to come out, but punked out at the last minute. I almost decide not to go. My back was still in pain and I was a little tired. I think I passed out between 9 and 9:25. It was a little power nap. I was really hoping that when I called Local Girl woud not answer, but she did. I get to the apartment about 10:15 pm. She comes and greets me outside. We proceed to drink and talk and play a card game named Asshole. It was interesting. I don't think I understood the rules, but ended up playing two games. Turns out one of the players was too drunk to continue. I end up getting a tour of her apartment. It was nice. I like the color scheme she used. It was a red and green combination. It actually worked really well. So...we continue talking and people move around and talk about various topics. At some point, I feel a little uncomfortable because I am the only Latino there. Well...Local Girl considers herself to be latina, but honestly...she is a white girl. There is nothing wrong with that, but you need to decide.
Local Girl and I decided to have a conversation about her mom and her mother's break up with the boyfriend. I was thinking that is good for her because from my understanding the guy was kind of a tool. He kind of mooched off the mother free rent and other things. So...I was glad for the mother. I go to smoke a cigarette and continue the conversation. We continue talking for a minute and then two other girls join us and we start to talk about other thing. At some point during the conversation, they started talking about their nipples and the type of nipples they have and how big each of there breast were. I believe even Local Girl wanted to go into bathroom and compare whose nipples and breast were the best. I was standing there with mouth opened wide. They kept tugging down at their shirts. I may have my issues with Local Girl, but they were also having some lesbian moments before that. I was completely and utterly dazed and confused. Had I fallen into a porn dimension? It was crazy. I was weak. They started to then proceed to have a conversation about blow jobs and about gett.... You know what I can't even continue with the conversation they were having. I had to leave as soon as they were talking abuot BJ's. I could not stand there any longer. I was turned on for the rest of the evening. The dilemma was my wife was at work. I am glad to report all systems were contained. We had no incidents.
Another problem was that the rest of the weekend, I had that thought with me all the time. I keep running the conversation in my head. I was thinking I should have been drunk and it would not have phased me, but I was a little sober. Dash it all. I did not get to take out my frustration with my wife. It would have helped I am sure.
This post will be about sex. If you are not comfortable with your sexuality, then you must leave now. If you are offended by adult talk or circumstance or the word nipples, please I implore you to leave like right now.
Okay...where was I. Ah yes!! It was a saturday night. I had awoke with a pain in my lower back. The lower back pain is not important. I had an invitation to attend a little house party. It was going to be a small gathering of people at Local Girl's apartment. She has invited me before to a few of her gatherings and I have been to only to one of the many that she has thrown. As you may or may not know, I have some slight reservations with this young lady. I will not relive them now, but I know there are some post in reference to her. I know there are more post, but I only linked two. So...if you want a little background there you have it. Okay...moving on, the day was like any other day. I got up and got ready to go hang out with my brother, mother and kids. We went to go watch a movie called Doogal. Please, do not try to watch this lame ass movie. I mean it is so sad that it is pathetic. Anywho, let move on to the juicy stuff.
I call Local Girl around 9:25pm to see if the party is still on. To my surprise, I get bad news that an old co-worker was not going to attend. Bee was going to come out, but punked out at the last minute. I almost decide not to go. My back was still in pain and I was a little tired. I think I passed out between 9 and 9:25. It was a little power nap. I was really hoping that when I called Local Girl woud not answer, but she did. I get to the apartment about 10:15 pm. She comes and greets me outside. We proceed to drink and talk and play a card game named Asshole. It was interesting. I don't think I understood the rules, but ended up playing two games. Turns out one of the players was too drunk to continue. I end up getting a tour of her apartment. It was nice. I like the color scheme she used. It was a red and green combination. It actually worked really well. So...we continue talking and people move around and talk about various topics. At some point, I feel a little uncomfortable because I am the only Latino there. Well...Local Girl considers herself to be latina, but honestly...she is a white girl. There is nothing wrong with that, but you need to decide.
Local Girl and I decided to have a conversation about her mom and her mother's break up with the boyfriend. I was thinking that is good for her because from my understanding the guy was kind of a tool. He kind of mooched off the mother free rent and other things. So...I was glad for the mother. I go to smoke a cigarette and continue the conversation. We continue talking for a minute and then two other girls join us and we start to talk about other thing. At some point during the conversation, they started talking about their nipples and the type of nipples they have and how big each of there breast were. I believe even Local Girl wanted to go into bathroom and compare whose nipples and breast were the best. I was standing there with mouth opened wide. They kept tugging down at their shirts. I may have my issues with Local Girl, but they were also having some lesbian moments before that. I was completely and utterly dazed and confused. Had I fallen into a porn dimension? It was crazy. I was weak. They started to then proceed to have a conversation about blow jobs and about gett.... You know what I can't even continue with the conversation they were having. I had to leave as soon as they were talking abuot BJ's. I could not stand there any longer. I was turned on for the rest of the evening. The dilemma was my wife was at work. I am glad to report all systems were contained. We had no incidents.
Another problem was that the rest of the weekend, I had that thought with me all the time. I keep running the conversation in my head. I was thinking I should have been drunk and it would not have phased me, but I was a little sober. Dash it all. I did not get to take out my frustration with my wife. It would have helped I am sure.
posted by Santiago at 9:33 AM
9 Comments:
pobre santis. what i recently learned about this part of the anatomy is that men have references to nipple 'types'.
references to nipples types? ahem, i would like to hear more.
i think i got great nipples ;)
nipples?!? did somebody say nipples?!?!? why is that when people hear the word nipples they automatically think of a woman? man have nipples too you know...
No chingen con este blogger. I had a great reponse to all ya’lls comments and it got deleted. Okay. Here goes…I will have to summarize.
Chancla,
There are nipple types? Great….now I feel less of a man because I did not know that there are nipple types. Please enlighten an ignorant man about nipple types.
Dr V.,
Yes…I second your motion for more nipple type elaboration. Nipple types, nipple types, nipple types (being chanted and demanded) jajajajajaja!!!. You are killing me by the way Dr. V.
Sonrisa,
I am so turned on now. Three beautiful women are talking about nipples. I am going to faint. By the way, woman’s nipples are a lot hotter than men’s nipples. We need to keep men’s nipple under wrap shall we.
Damn it. I may not be able to get up for another 10 minutes.
my god... we are brothers.
DC,
I told you my brother.
well, you see me and a friend were at the jumping bean last summer and there is a painting of a nude woman on one of the tables. and i say, "look that girl is naked." and he looks and says, "oh shit, she is. she's even got them pepperoni nipples." at which i responded, "pepperoni nipples?" and he went on to explain the difference in nipples. some woman are more nipple than breast and some are more breast than nipple. and then much later i recalled an incident in college when a bunch of us were hanging out at a friends house. and out of the clear blue sky one of the guys turns to one of the girls there and says something to the effect that she must have 'them car-tire nipples'. she's the kind of girl that was known to like that kind of talk and sort of just smiled at him in a way that was more invitation than anything else.
and while writing this reply, i asked analisa her thoughts on nipples and types and she shared the following: "nipples are delicious both on men and women. they are meant to be sucked by both babies and adults alike. i actually think that its one of the best make-out activities ever." then she said she was getting all 'riled-up' so i cut the conversation short. hehe.
i agree with analisa....nipples should be sucked by adults as well.
car tire nipples?
maybe next time i'm at the cafe, CC or analisa can draw me these pepperoni and cartire nipples :)
i'm a visual person... best to have pics/illustrations!
Chancla,
Thanks for the information. I can now call myself a man. I do not think I have seen that many nipples to be able to classify them. By the way, you girls are killing me. I can just picture all of you talking about nipples and other things. Goodness!!
Dr. V,
Nipples should be tickled, sucked and lightly nibbled by adults. I agree with Analisa it is sometimes the best part of making out. Yummy!! You girls are trying to give me a heart attack.
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